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Posted by: Tony at 7:36 PM EST on 8/19/2003
File Under: Whatever
As I was leaving Illinois in an airplane, I saw below on the ground something that looked oddly atomic supercolliderish. And there, my friends, is where Illinois' pros end.
The cons constitue a huge list so massive that a multi-billion-dollar company had to create a world-wide MMORPG dedicated to listing them. I will summarize them as follows: Its ethnic diversity is poor, its land is flat, and its weather is capricious.
So--stay away from Illinois. But if you want to make a mistake by moving to Illinois, you might as well perform an excellent follow-through and move into Chicago.
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